Assam Bombile!!!

Sep 27: The mysterious phenomenon of the latest phrase 'Bombile’ which is an explosion of mobile phones are leaving users unconscious in Assam. Sources said these bizzare cases is terrorizing people to the extent that many have literally switched off their handsets.

Buzz up!

The incident prompted Assam Chief Minister Tarun Gogoi to order a scientific probe on Monday, Sep 27.

Sources say around 30 cases have been reported and admitting more than 20 people in various hospitals during the past weeks. These victims complained of nausea, splitting headache and unconscious after the mobile handsets exploded soon after receiving a call.

At least 10 such cases were brought to the notice of the police although no cases were registered as the officials were perplexed, not knowing what to do.

One of the victims said, "I got a phone call from an unknown number and I noticed on my handset that the numbers were highlighted in red colour. Soon after I received the call, there was a loud sound and I was left unconscious."

Mobile service providers are also confused and have no scientific explanation to these cases.

"The interesting thing is that some of the handsets that have bursted are from genuine brands . Initially, it was presumed the cases were witnessed in cheap Chinese make handsets, but now even that theory was proved wrong," a police official said.

Funny

 I found this one in my mail box-
1.NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

LPG Gas Cylinder Expiry Date

Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders? Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this regard, please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:
On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -
1. A for March (First Qtr),
2. B for June (Second Qtr),
3. C for Sept (Third Qtr),
4. D for December (Fourth Qtr).

The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December qtr of 2006.
Please Return Back the Cylinder that you get with a Expiry Date, they are prone to Leak and other Hazardous accidents ...
The second example with D13 allows the cylinder to be in use until Dec 2013 .